So, how do you say the words "I couldn't possibly care less" without actually saying them. Because you know, he just keeps talking and I just keep not caring. Not at all. I don't care that you think my neighbourhood is "common" and I don't care that the rioting made it hard for you to get a bus home from your fencing tournament. I just don't care. There's so much going on in this world and you can't stop talking about yourself. You must really love the sound of your own voice. I DON'T. I don't like the sound of your voice and I especially don't like the way you chew your gum. In fact I despise it. It makes me want to hurt you in ways that are illegal all over the world. Just SHUT UP.

Now, Ode to Meeks was a very very funny email, however, I hope to more than TOP it with this - my ...

Ode to Yonez!!!

Now this little gem is apparently named Yonez. If Kiki was a small, rabbit toothed swedish girl, I imagine she would look like this.

This guy's name is Yonez. I believe that Kiki and this gentleman are meant to be together. Wouldn't you agree?

I can't decide what this is. The caption reads "Independant As Fox", so I guess we are to make up our own minds. Is it an asian man in a fox suit? Is it what has been missing from my life? All I know - it's name is Yonez.

What could this company possibly do?! "Yonezu - We're Groovin' - For YOU"

Ah, my favourite Yonez of all. A bunch of asian people, standing in front of a nice car. It's like being outside the tailors in Regina. .

That's all for now, but it was all for you Yonez, Honez, Meekerson Jonez.

The Triumph Of Christianity Over Paganism - Gustav Dore

For Kiki , I remember how touched we both were by this painting when we went to the Mackenzie Art Gallery. I haven't forgotten how much you love it.

So, most of you (as in Kiki and Muss) have seen my "glamour pictures" from way back when. You know, where I am wearing the leather jacket with the hideous hair? Well, I saw this picture, and unfortunately, at first glance, thought it was me ... I am so sad ...

So, I am really just creating this blog to pass some of the time during my day, such as lunch hour etc. And so I can post ridiculous comments in Kiki's blog. I always swore I would never have a blog, but it seems inevitable. People love to ramble on about things no one else would ever care about - unless they too, are in on the jokes or were there for the stories. I say no more! I am going to commit to only posting stuff in my blog that is relevant, things that will challenge, encourage and affirm. And, of course, the odd random rant about work or other things that catch my attention.