Tina: I hate those girls who aren't happy unless every guy is in love with them. Some of us would be happy with ONE guy - even if he's ugly! I mean, look at you and So-and-So.
Jen: *gasp* TINA!
T: (laughing hysterically)
J: He was really nice, okay?!
T: Oh he was nice, was he?! He didn't BEAT YOU? That's nice.
T: Was he deep, Jen? Was he troubled, like Joaquin Phoenix? Did he have deep inner thoughts?! Was it his sense of humour? Was he smart?? Need I go on!?
J: I can't believe you're wheezing.
T: All I know is he's gotta have brawn. I don't even know what that IS, but he's gotta have it!
Come home, Teen. Come home and we'll rustle you up some "brawn" - whatever that is.